Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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