apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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