Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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