Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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