He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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