Only a mothe r could love this liver
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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