Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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