Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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