I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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