I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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