just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My balls are so social today.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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