Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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