a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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