I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
No subtext here. People are naked.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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