I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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