He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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