What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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