Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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