I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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