I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
