Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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