508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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