sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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