How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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