my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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