Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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