Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
