He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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