the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Semen is not good for contacts.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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