i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
