The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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