I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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