my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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