I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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