Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My ass is underappreciated
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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