Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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