This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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