I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
