We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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