she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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