How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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