My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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