his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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