when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Green mimosas i think yes
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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