it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So here I am, sexting at work.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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