chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
