why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
now i know why i became what i already was.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You left your phone here
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They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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