i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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