She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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