There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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