I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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