I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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