3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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