my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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