Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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