I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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