Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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